Archive for February, 2008

Feb 29 2008

More Politics (but this time it’s funny)

Published by Don Ryan under Random Thoughts

I have a friend in Toledo who has an email list.  It is actually “the list” to be on for humor.  I received this from him this morning.  Enjoy.

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a question time.

One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is. “Kenneth.”

“And what is your question, Kenneth?”

“I have three questions: “First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband’s eight years in the office as President? “Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? “Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?”

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess.

When they resume, Hillary says, “Okay, where were we? Oh, that’s right, question time.

Who has a question?”

A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

“Larry.”

“And what is your question, Larry?”

“I have five questions: “First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband’s eight years in the office as President? “Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? “Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? “Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? “Fifth - Where’s Kenneth?”

Feb 28 2008

How I Plan to Vote on Tuesday

Published by Don Ryan under Random Thoughts

I mentioned yesterday that I planned to put out a political post regarding next week’s Ohio primary. Becky has already put one up as has Chantell. So, without further adieu, here we go.

I turned 18 in 1986, my senior year in high school, and was pretty much the model of a young conservative for a period of 20 years. While I missed out on the Reagan revolution (I still believe Ronaldus Magnus is the greatest president of the 20th century), I voted for George H.W. Bush twice, Bob Dole once (although I had to suppress a gag reflex on that one), and George W. Bush twice.

Between 2004-2006 something happened. I watched the Republicans, who were great campaigners, be absolutely awful at governing. In Ohio, the problem was magnified. The Ohio Republican Party turned out to be one of the most corrupt entities in modern history. Here’s a couple of examples: Our esteemed governor, Bob Taft, the great grandson of William Howard Taft, former president and Chief Justice of the United States, pled guilty to a misdemeanor ethics charge and DIDN’T RESIGN FROM OFFICE. My own congressman from the Ohio 18th, Bob Ney, is now a guest of the federal government due to taking bribes in a lobbying scandal. And, a little closer to home (or work in this case), the Ohio Bureau of Workers’ Compensation was found to be slightly less corrupt than the Gambino crime family. Add all of these together and this young Republican voted for a slew of Democrats in 2006 including our current governor, Ted Strickland and my current congressman, Zack Space. Both seem to be in touch with the mood of the state- not raging wild-eyed liberals but folks who agree that the past hasn’t worked out too well. I also decided that just because I was an evangelical, the Republican party did not own my vote.

As I watched the 2008 primaries shape up, none of the Republicans and only one of the Democrats impressed me. While I do think John McCain is a certified American hero, I really don’t want four years of more of the same. My issues are two-fold. First, could someone please tell me what needs to be accomplished in order to declare victory in Iraq? If it’s about oil, please just say so. Otherwise, we’re spending $3 Billion a week to referee a civil war that’s going to be going on long after we’re dead. Second, clearly, the economy is in some pain. This is largely due to ineptitude in both the executive and legislative branches. $1800 interest free loans to tax payers are not going to fix this. Real courage to address our spending and tax system is. I don’t see any of that from McCain. Without delving too deep, let’s just say voting for Hillary Clinton was a non-starter.

Which is why (2000 words into this post) I plan to vote for Barack Obama on Tuesday. As a side note, like Chantell, I also meet the stereotypical profile of an Obama supporter- white, college educated, income north of a certain level. I get a sense that, unlike any of the other candidates, he is willing to work in a bi-partisan fashion to solve the problems of this country. There are those who say he’s just talk and big ideas. Hello, we need big ideas to turn this ship around. A president, I believe, should be a visionary and surround himself with folks who can implement. I think Barack is this type of person. I could be wrong. He may be the next Jimmy Carter (God help us). But I get a sense that there’s something different here. He’s the first real contender from my generation. Our generation is done fighting Vietnam, done with the race riots of the ’60’s, done with Woodstock. Come along folks, we have bigger fish to fry.

So there you have it. Confessions of an evangelical liberal. And if you get nothing else from this post, read this Washington Post piece by Amy Sullivan. It’s one of the best I’ve ever read.

Feb 27 2008

While I Still Love Amazon…

Published by Don Ryan under Random Thoughts

I regularly get emails from Amazon.com regarding products I may like because of my purchase and/or viewing history. Today I got an interesting one. It told me that because I had purchased and rated books by Mark D. Roberts I might be interested in a book called “The Guys Guide to Having a Threesome” (you’re crazy if you think I’m going to put a link in there).

I think their algorithm needs a little work.

Update: I emailed Mark to let him know about this. Here’s his response:

Donald,

Thanks. Even my mom got one of these!
I expect it has to do with my close connection to another Don Williams, a book writing pastor. Sigh!
Peace,

Mark
Yes, I have been laughing about this all day.

Feb 27 2008

The Coming Political Post

Published by Don Ryan under Random Thoughts

I’ve been in a comment discussion with Chantell and discovered we have fairly similar political views.  Unless you live under a rock, you are aware that Ohio (along with Texas, Rhode Island, and Vermont) has its primary election next week.  I may just throw up (no pun intended) a very rare political post in honor of the occasion.  So far, the most comments on any one post I’ve ever had is 17 and that was basically people discussing amongst themselves within the comments.  This should be interesting.

Today though, I have account stuff to work on.  You’ll have to wait for my political rant.

Feb 26 2008

A Video Just For Me

Published by Don Ryan under Random Thoughts

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My brother from another mother, Rocky Van Brimmer, made a YouTube video just for me.  While it’s no Obama girl, I sure appreciate the thought.

Full disclosure- While I have preached at Rocky’s church a number of times, I am not responsible for his mental status.

Feb 26 2008

Singing the Praises of Amazon.com

Published by Don Ryan under Random Thoughts

I got two boxes from Amazon.com today.  It makes me happy.  I love Amazon, especially Amazon Prime.  For $79 a year, free two day shipping on everything.  Outstanding.  In fact, I love Amazon so much that I purchased these books while standing in Barnes and Noble.  Better price and that whole free two day shipping.  They now have a slick item called the Kindle (geeks unite!).  I am reluctant for two reasons.  First, it’s $400.00.  Second, I love the feel of books.  There is a great feeling of accomplishments when you reach the end of a book and close the back cover.  I don’t think you can replicate that with an electronic device.  For now, I’ll just stick to real live books.

I must now return to work to pay for the above mentioned books.

Feb 25 2008

Updates and Such

Published by Don Ryan under Random Thoughts

It’s been a few days since I blogged which is not like me.  I haven’t been uber busy or anything like that.  I just haven’t blogged.  Let’s cover the weekend in one super-sized post.

Friday night we went to Barberton for a Section 1 and 2 Holy Ghost Rally.  It was awesome.  Twelve received the Holy Ghost and three were baptized.  It doesn’t get any better than that.   The Pamers are such wonderful and gracious hosts.  They make my job so easy.

On Saturday, we did a little shopping.  I got Charity a Williams-Sonoma gift card for Christmas but she hadn’t used it yet.  This has now be rectified.  She got new mixing bowls, a sifter, some small thingies (technical term there) and a set of ramekins.  I didn’t know what a ramekin was but I found out that it’s what you need to make lava cake.  I am now a believer.  Charity is actually making lava cake tonight.  Woo hoo!  I also bought a new fax/printer/scanner/copier as my old one has given up the ghost (actually, it’s with Becky now).  Liz, you would love it (you’re the only real geek I know who reads this blog).  Now I have no excuse to turn in my district credit card receipts late (which I swear I’m going to do after I finish this post).

Sunday the kids from the Sunday School extension came and sang at the main church.  They got a standing ovation and are excited about the transition.  It was very cool.  We’re starting at the new apartments March 16.  I’m really looking forward to that.

And finally, I continue to learn so much about starting a new business.  The great thing is, all of the wonderful talented folks who have done church work for us in the past are now designing our logo, letterhead, and brochures.  This has been a load off my mind.  I’m going to New York in a few weeks and, with the Sunday School Conference and all, my time is somewhat limited.  Side note- I was trading emails with my speakers and have learned that some of our most prominent folks have a wicked sense of humor.  I’m not going to name drop (former Youth President) but as I get to know folks, the more I like them.

Okay, that’s it for now.  Must get those credit card receipts in.

Feb 20 2008

Changes

The venerable saying goes, the more things change, the more they stay the same.  I don’t know who wrote that but I question their wisdom.  My experience has been that the more things change the more things change.

I have been in a period of transition with a couple of areas of my life, work and ministry.  On the work front, I started with a new firm three weeks ago.  It has been a wild ride thus far but the rewards have been exceptional.  I am not only an employee of the new firm but I am a partner and have significant financial interest in the new venture.  I’ve also been able to break out of the case management mold, setting up our IT, email, and working on our web page.  It has been fun.  I had lunch today with my business partner and we discussed where we’d like the firm to be in the next few years.  I think I’d like to move out of traditional case management and my partner was in agreement.  Over the next few years, I’m going to start working more in our trust advisory services and in business development roles.  While I’m an RN, I think at heart the bean counter in me would like a chance to do more work.  I’ll also continue to work on our litigation services and Medicare/Medicaid analysis.  So many people go to work every day and hate what they do.  I feel extremely lucky to have a career that I love and work with colleagues who are first rate.

The other area of transition is in my ministry.  I am now one year post pastoring and, for all intents and purposes, I’ve found a niche in our church.  As I’ve blogged over the past few months, I have been working with a Sunday School extension at a housing project here in Mount Vernon.  It has been very rewarding and the kids are great.  We have formed great relationships with them these twelve weeks and starting Sunday they will begin transitioning to the main church.  So what am I doing next?  I spoke with Brother LJ this week about the next apartments we’re going to.  These are very nice, newly built, market rate apartments.  However, there aren’t many kids there.  The new plan is to start an informal Sunday morning Bible class with coffee, bagels, juice and such for the folks that live there.  And your Sunday morning Bible teacher is… yes, you guessed it.  Me.  Our hope is that this will be a low-key session of basic Bible teaching to introduce people to God in a relaxed setting.  We are planning to start on March 16 and go for 12 weeks, seeing what happens during that time frame.  Side note- I have a two-section Holy Ghost Rally in Barberton on Friday and the Sunday School Conference two weeks after that so I asked to push the start date until after those two events.  I’m really looking forward to seeing what doors will open in this new venture.  If you asked me if this is where I thought I’d be a year ago I would definitely have said no.  But I am learning to serve in new areas which has been a great experience.  Someone asked me recently if I thought I would wind up pastoring again.  The honest answer is no but who knows what will happen.  I’m just learning to be content in whatever state I find myself.

The more things change, the more things change indeed.

Feb 19 2008

Rick Warren’s 12 Insights on Worship

Published by Don Ryan under Ministry

I found this list compelling for a number of reasons.  I’ll detail them in a blog post later today or perhaps tomorrow.

  1. Only believers can truly worship God.
  2. You don’t need a building to worship God.
  3. There is no correct style of worship.
    The truth is God loves all kinds of worship styles – as long as we worship him in spirit, in truth, and in an orderly fashion.
  4. While unbelievers can’t worship, they can watch believers worship.
    Non-Christians can’t worship, but they can see the kind of joy worship brings us.
  5. Worship is a powerful witness to unbelievers if God’s presence is felt and the message is understandable.
  6. God expects us to be sensitive to the fears, hang-ups, and the needs of unbelievers when they are present in our worship services.
    Whenever you hear people talk about being sensitive to unbelievers, that is not watering down the gospel. It’s called love. You’re just being nice to them.
  7. Worship services do not have to be shallow to be evangelistic, and the message does not have to be compromised. It just has to be understandable.
    Remove the unnecessary barriers, so people can hear the often-uncomfortable gospel.
  8. The needs of believers and unbelievers often overlap.
    For instance, both believers and unbelievers need to know what God is really like.
  9. It’s best to specialize your services according to purpose.
    It’s best to design one service to edify believers and another to evangelize non-believers. Most churches try to do both at the same time. But if we send mixed signals, we’re going to get mixed results. You can’t aim at two targets at the same time.
  10. A service geared toward non-believers is meant to supplement personal evangelism, not replace it.
  11. There is no standard way to design an evangelistic worship service.
  12. It takes unselfish mature believers to offer an evangelistic worship service. This is the most important of all.
    Paul says it like this: “We would put up with anything in order not to hinder the Good News of Christ in any way” (1 Cor. 9:12b GW).

HT: Church Relevance

Feb 18 2008

I Was (Also) Tagged

Published by Don Ryan under Ministry, Random Thoughts

My friend to the north, Reg, tagged me with this Scripture Meme and it looked fun so here we go:

1. What translation of the Bible do you like best?

I am a New King James reader for my personal reading.  I really like The Message for some of the rougher patches of the Old Testament and I preach from the original King James.  Not because it’s holier but mostly for tradition’s sake.

2. Old or New Testament

New Testament hands down.

3. Favorite Book of the Bible

James- the most practical book in the Bible.  Should be required reading for every new convert.

4. Favorite Chapter

Psalm 23/150 (It’s a tie)

5. Favorite Verse

Romans 8:1- Thank God there is no condemnation

6. Bible Character you think you’re most like

Again, it’s a tie.  OT- David.  NT- Peter.  Both are tremendous flawed yet in the end they turn out okay.  It gives me hope.

7. One thing that confuses you about the Bible

There are many things that in scripture that I find unfair.  Then I remember that God is not fair but He is just.

8. Moses or Paul

Paul.  He wrote volumes on Christian living.

9. A teaching in the Bible that you don’t get or struggle with

See number 7.

10. Coolest name in the Bible

Eve- without her there would be no women.  What a bummer that would be.

And on that note, Gene, Sister Elms (who I hope is feeling better), and Sister Hurst you may consider yourselves tagged.  Thanks Reg, this was fun.

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