Take Two

I’m reading an opinion column today and it appears that yes, we in fly-over country, are capable of understanding nuance.  The writer assures his audiance that, contrary to popular belief, everyone between the Hudson River and Los Angeles does not live in a teepee and and may (emphasis on may) have the ability to comprehend satire.

Thanks for the vote of confidence.  I now need to go shoot a buffalo for breakfast.  Apparently these are too high in cholesterol.

… for my next blog post, consider this, the donut bacon burger.

I, who have eaten the $41 hamburger, have no idea what to think about this.

Someone page cardiology, stat!